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    <title>Crazy Women Drivers...?</title> 
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    <description>&lt;p&gt;One of my clients actually sent this to me. I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new &lt;br /&gt;
Cadillac doing 75 mph with her&amp;#160;face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I looked away for a couple seconds!&amp;#160;When I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width=&quot;200&quot; vspace=&quot;4&quot; hspace=&quot;4&quot; height=&quot;133&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; alt=&quot;Women Auto INsurance&quot; src=&quot;/Portals/0/bad driver.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car&amp;#160;using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell, into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned my lap,&amp;#160;ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Crazy women drivers!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seriously, be careful out there. We all have hectic lives but one of these two people could be driving next to you. So pay attention!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you're not one of these people, call me for your &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.jayfisherinsurance.com/Insurance/Auto.aspx&quot;&gt;auto insurance &lt;/a&gt;at 702-254-7774.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <dc:creator>Jay Fisher</dc:creator> 
    <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:50:00 GMT</pubDate> 
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