One of my clients actually sent this to me. I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.

"This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new
Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds! When I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell, into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned my lap, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call."

Crazy women drivers!!

Seriously, be careful out there. We all have hectic lives but one of these two people could be driving next to you. So pay attention!

If you're not one of these people, call me for your auto insurance at 702-254-7774.